It had to happen. Here are some of the dumbest things conspiracy theorists have said:

This is one I have never heard before in my entire life (emphasis mine):

"Eating beef -- One interesting constant among Pagan and occultic worshippers is that they practice vegetarianism. This practice has been handed down to us for over 5,000 years of occultism. Likewise, the New World Order scheme envisions vegetarianism. No one will be allowed to eat beef. We should not be surprised that there is a strong movement to convince the world, but Americans in particular, that eating beef is unhealthy and is damaging our environment. This campaign is following the specific guidelines of the Six-Step Attitudinal Change Plan." - David Bay

Out of all the terrible things that he could have invented to scare people into believing whatever nonsense he's pimping, vegetarianism was the scariest? Beware the broccoli! How about this one from Sherry Shriner:

"FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency) is a cover for aliens. It's the agency they will control and operate when they overtake earth. Many in FEMA today are already walk-ins, people being possessed and controlled by aliens who are hosting their bodies. The top echelon of FEMA is so secretive and underground for that very reason. Humans started it, but aliens own it, and those at the top aren't real humans anymore. Same with the military and those involved with Black operations. When you become involved in the clandestine operations of 'secret' military and government operations you become one of them..."

Good stuff there Sherry.